Aug
29
2014

Reblogged from doctor-sardonicus :

zoomar:

This was you at one time… With your bees and the bee-hives to work with, not a care in the world!
via

zoomar:

This was you at one time… With your bees and the bee-hives to work with, not a care in the world!

via

Aug
29
2014

"These things take time."
As in, time is taken away.
Things literally steal time.

Aug
29
2014

Reblogged from thedeadmilkwomen :


Save our bees!

Save our bees!

(Source: hippieseurope)

Aug
29
2014

Reblogged from dontgetrabies :

lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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(Source: gentleguineapig)

Aug
29
2014

Reblogged from chrisdwren :

grawlyx666:

And then the acid kicked in…

grawlyx666:

And then the acid kicked in…

(Source: daysrunaway)

Aug
29
2014

Reblogged from dontgetrabies :

26 Beatnik Slang Phrases We All Should Start Using

trashysnacks:

1. A shape in a drape
A well-dressed person. “Usually she just wears jeans, but she sure is a shape in a drape in that dress.”

2. Bright disease
To know too much. “He has bright disease. Make sure he doesn’t rat us out.”

3. Claws sharp
Being well-informed on a number of subjects. “Reading Mental Floss keeps your claws sharp.”

4. Dixie fried
Drunk. “It’s Friday and the eagle flies tonight. Let’s go get dixie fried.”

5. Everything plus
Better than good-looking. “He wasn’t just built, he was everything plus.”

6. Focus your audio
Listen carefully. “Shut your trap and focus your audio. This is important.”

7. Gin mill cowboy
A bar regular. (A gin mill is a bar.) 

8. Hanging paper
Paying with forged checks. “I hope that chick who stole my purse last week goes to jail for hanging paper.”

9. Interviewing your brains
Thinking. “I can see you’re interviewing your brains, so I’ll leave you alone.”

10. Jungled up
Having a place to live, or specific living arrangements. “All I know is that he’s jungled up with that guy he met at the gin mill last month.”

11. Know your groceries
To be aware, or to do things well. (Similar to Douglas Adams’ “know where your towel is.”) “You can’t give a TED Talk on something unless you really know your groceries.”

12. Lead sled
A car, specifically one that would now be considered a classic model. “His parents gave him their old lead sled for his sixteenth birthday.”

13. Mason-Dixon line
Anywhere out of bounds, especially regarding personal space. “Keep your hands above the Mason-Dixon line, thanks.”

14. Noodle it out
Think it through. “You don’t have to make a decision right now. Noodle it out and call me back.”

15. Off the cob
Corny. “Okay, some of this old Beat slang is kinda off the cob.”

16. Pearl diver
A person who washes dishes. “I’m just a pearl diver at a greasy spoon, but it’s a job.”

17. Quail hunting
Picking up chicks. “I’m going quail hunting and you’re my wingman.”

18. Red onion
A hole in the wall; a really crappy bar. “I thought we were going somewhere nice but he just took me to the red onion on the corner.”

19. Slated for crashville
Out of control. “That girl’s been in college for five minutes and is already slated for crashville.”

20. Threw babies out of the balcony
A big success; interchangeable with “went down a storm.” “I was afraid the party would suck, but it threw babies out of the balcony.”

21. Used-to-be
An ex, a person you used to date. “I ran into my used-to-be in Kroger’s and I looked terrible.”

22. Varicose alley
The runway in a strip club. “Stay in school or you’ll be strutting varicose alley, girls.”

23. Ways like a mowing machine
An agricultural metaphor for impressive sexual technique, from the song “She’s a Hum Dinger” by Buddy Jones. “She’s long, she’s tall / She’s a handsome queen / She’s got ways like a mowing machine.”

24. X-ray eyes
To understand something, to see through confusion. “That guy is so smart. He’s got x-ray eyes.”

25. Yard
A thousand dollars. “Yeah, it’s nice, but rent is half a yard a week. Let’s jungle up somewhere else.”

26. Zonk on the head
A bad thing. “It stormed all night and we lost power, but the real zonk on the head was when hail broke the bedroom window.”

Aug
29
2014

Reblogged from octokittay :

(Source: kruma)

Aug
29
2014

Reblogged from dontgetrabies :

cryptofwrestling:

Ed “Big Daddy” Roth’s Beatnik ad (1964)

cryptofwrestling:

Ed “Big Daddy” Roth’s Beatnik ad (1964)

Aug
28
2014

Reblogged from snake-oil-lullaby :

super-gay-natural:

esper-sparrow:

when people get angry at you for liking snakes

image

THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE

(Source: pyrooar)

Aug
28
2014

There’s a need for community of some sort.
I don’t know where it is or if it even exists.

Off in the mountains somewhere, maybe.
Or on the deserted plains at their feet.

A town full of people who are by themselves.
They don’t know each others names or pasts.

They woke up there one day and decided to stay.
It’s as if they think choice is something forbidden.

And that’s the taboo that ties all of them together.
Or maybe this is just an abstract of a shitty Eagles song. 

Come on man, I’ve had a long night.

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28
2014
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2014
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28
2014

Reblogged from doctor-sardonicus :

(Source: livros-da-rua)

Aug
28
2014

Reblogged from beatnikdaddio :

beatnikdaddio:

driver’s ed.

beatnikdaddio:

driver’s ed.

Aug
28
2014

Reblogged from fuckyeahjorgeluisborges :

"I do not write for a select minority, which means nothing
to me, nor for that adulated platonic entity known as
‘The Masses’. Both abstractions, so dear to the demagogue,
I disbelieve in. I write for myself and for my friends,
and I write to ease the passing of time."

Jorge Luis Borges, Book of Sand (via fuckyeahjorgeluisborges)

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